Naomi Campbell is set to do five days of community service, mopping floors at the New York City Sanitation Department. But rather than pout over her court-ordered menial labor, Naomi is trying to put a happy spin on things, insisting she doesn't mind the punishment.
I'm happy to do it. ... I never spoke about what I wouldn't do, and what I would do – I'm just doing what I'm told to do and that's it.
She never spoke about what she wouldn't do and what she would do. Um, I hate to break it to you Naomi, but you didn't have any say in the matter. It's community service. Amazingly, you persist in just not getting it. Yes, you didn't make a stink - so now you want a medal pinned to your chest? You deigned to simply do as you were told; well, aren't you the greatest thing since sliced bread. So reasonable. Yeah - not like when you were pelting the help with small electronic devices. I guess this new, sensible persona is something you're just trying on lately. Well, good for you Naomi. You've really grown. At this rate, in a thousand years, you may reach the level of a semi-human.
Oh, but Naomi isn't done being marvelous. Now she says that, when she's at last put all her legal troubles behind her, she's going to "cleanse" herself by taking all the unused clothes in her closets, selling them and giving the money to charity. Perfect! Another dipshit celebrity who thinks everyone will forget their transgressions if they just make a completely meaningless gesture on behalf of altruism. Yes Naomi, you're wonderful - selling clothes you probably never even wore once and giving the money to the disadvantaged. Too bad you'll still be a tyrannical, horrid little snit with no brains, talent or reason to exist.
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