Owen Wilson is a cool guy - I know because he drives around on a blue Vespa. God, I love the little mirrors that stick off from the sides and the cute license plates that look like novelties you'd buy at a cheesy gift-shop someplace. And look - Owen drives it barefoot. That's when you know you're a real Vespa-man. When you're so laid-back and casual that you can't even bother donning footwear on the off-chance that you might park somewhere and step on a piece of glass. No glass would dare embed itself in the flesh of Owen Wilson, the man who gave us so much joy in Wedding Crashers and that other movie where he had a nose like Joe Camel.
