Angelina Jolie isn't the only well-known Hollywood star who likes to play with knives. Apparently, Lindsay Lohan has a similar fascination with sharp objects - and lo and behold, there are pictures circulating on the web now that attest to this fetish. How does that happen anyway? Don't know. At any rate, these are pretty freaky - and a bit titillating, if you're keen on the idea of Lindsay Lohan and Vanessa Minnillo acting all lesbo and crazy with cutlery.
Lindsay Lohan has had her share of what the fuck moments, but this one has to rank right up there. I mean damn Lindsay - are you looking for a new career as a kinky fetish model? And what's with Minnillo? I knew she liked to drink, but I didn't know she liked to drink this much.
The publisher of these pics, News of the World, claims they were taken just weeks ago, but the agency responsible for originally procuring them, X17, says they are actually from last year. Additionally, NOTW claims to have a source inside Lindsay's inner-circle, who has all sorts of juicy details about Lindsay's latest rehab stay. Said the dubious source:
On the first night she couldn't stop crying. Since then she's refused to follow the rules and keeps having hissy fits about people.
Yes, hissy fits. About people. Like Paris Hilton. Said the source:
In one of her group meetings she yelled that her friend Paris was a coke whore and couldn't believe how stupid she'd been driving while banned. She said, "Paris thinks she's above everyone. She's not. Paris is a stupid cow and deserves what she gets."
"Driving while banned?" Is that how a friend of Lindsay Lohan would talk? Sounds more like a British turn of phrase. Of course, NOTW is a British paper and site. You don't think they could be fabricating this shit do you? Oh, who cares.
Lindsay on Nicole Richie:
She saw a woman who is bulimic and said, "She's like Nicole. What problems does Nicole have? The girl just needs to eat. Period."
Gosh, that Lindsay is sure mean. I wonder what she had to say about lover Calum Best:
Since [breaking up with Calum Best, Lindsay] has begun to self-destruct even more. When she was told what he had done with those prostitutes she broke down and cried, "I thought he loved me."
He still hasn't bothered to get in touch with her. She thought Calum might become her rock but sadly he has just continued his wild ways without her. That's torn her apart.
She thought he'd be her rock? Come on. Lindsay may be dim but she's not that dim.
Seriously News of the World - you need to hire some more convincing writers (I'm available, and I work cheap.).
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