Britney Spears's ex-bodyguard Daimon Shippen - the scruffy-haired guy everyone thought was her boyfriend for about ten minutes - is the latest to be served by Kevin Federline's subpoena-happy lawyers. Shippen was reported to be "shocked" when this happened - shocked that he would be called to give a deposition about Britney's parenting skills? Didn't he have to know that day was inevitable? You know, sort of like Michael Madsen there in his trailer in Kill Bill, just knowing the Bride would be along for him one of these days?
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