Rosie O'Donnell had an unpleasant encounter with a homophobic motorcycle jerk while on vacation in Florida with her partner Kelli Carpenter this weekend - and was of course eager to tell us all about it by writing a dorky "poem" in her blog. Take it away Rosie O.:
tonight dinner in so beach
a very gay city
kel and i
in r pt cruiser - top downwe had just finished eating
about to head home
2 2 many people
whenalong
came a bald screaming infuriated man
it’s always a man
i tell yai stood next to his hog
when kel backed out
so as not to hit it
i rideas i buckled my belt
he ran towards r car
angry
“MY MOTORCYCLE BLAH BLAH !!!”“chill dude -
we didn’t touch it”
his eyes were wild
stretched open widehe got madder
pupils big - snorting like a dragon
FUCKING LESBIANS
he screamedthe trump card
alwaysand we r supposed to cower
to fall 2 r knees ashamed
not good enough
unworthynot tonight
mr bald muscle man
with a pimped out hog
not tonighti stood up in the front seat
hands above my head
smiled and yelled
CORRECT SIR - FUCKING LESBIAN!!!he stormed back to his table
right there in the lincoln mall
I normally hate Rosie, because I think she's just a bully who uses her sexual preferences as a means of getting publicity for herself, but I have to say this was pretty cool. I wish I could've been there to see Rosie stare down this nasty closeted homo biker dude, and watch him slink away like the little gutless pansy he is. I'm telling you, 90% of these Hog-riding creeps are flaming, but of course they won't admit it to themselves which is why they have to become immersed in their little testosteronal Easy Rider/Marlon Brando fantasies. Talk about over-compensation.
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