Bald closet homo Jude Law was arrested after he allegedly attacked a photographer outside his home in West London. The victim, whose name has been withheld, recounts the horror:
I was at a bus stop near Jude's house but I wasn't taking pictures of him. My camera was still in the bag. He was by himself when he recognised me and started accusing me of being a paedophile and that all I wanted to do was take pictures of his children. I was shocked at his behaviour.
Law was hauled in by police on suspicion of causing bodily harm and bailed.
Here's what I want to know - how come, any time one of these actors attacking paps incidents happen, the paps never try to fight back? It's always the same shit - some enraged star goes after the pap, the pap stands there and takes the beating, the star gets hauled in with a smirk on their face. Why, just once, couldn't the pap turn out to be some master of jujitsu who thrashes the living hell out of the arrogant pussy movie star, and then takes pictures of the dumb bastard lying on the ground bleeding from every known orifice? Wouldn't you like to see pics of Jude Law prostrate on the cement, covered in blood and vomit and piss, with his face swollen and blackened like a piece of old rotted fruit? I know I would.
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