The Associated Press admitted to Us Weekly that it has already prepared an obituary for Britney Spears. AP entertainment editor Jesse Washington said:
We are not wishing it, but if Britney passed away, it’s easily one of the biggest stories in a long time.
I think one would agree that Britney seems at risk right now. Of course, we would never wish any type of misfortune on anybody and hope that we would never have to use it until 50 years from now…but if something were to happen, we would have to be prepared.
That's twice Jesse had to say AP isn't wishing for Britney to die. So that means they are wishing for her to die. I wonder how that obit goes anyway?
Pop-star Britney Spears was found dead last night, the victim of an apparent accident that somehow involved a donkey's penis. The 26 year old is survived by her two sons Sean Preston and Jayden James, whose names she had written on slips of paper taped all over her house, apparently to help her remember them. Spears spent the last few months of her life hopped up on frappucinos and being fucked by an evil Muslim paparazzo named Adnan Ghalib whose whereabouts are - surprise, surprise - not known at the present time.
Okay, it's probably not like that, except in Crabbie's twisted dreams.
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(thanks Danny Smith)
