Johnny Depp doesn't buy the legend of outlaw John Dillinger's behemothian pecker. The actor, who's set to play Dillinger in a new movie directed by Michael Mann, told Rolling Stone:
There's some very famous photographs of Dillinger on the morgue slab, and there's one particular angle, with the sheet over him, and it's, like, 25 inches, man. The speculation was that he was in the wrong racket. But you read further, and it was a crank on the other side that the sheet had been draped over, making it look like he was packing, you know, Mr. Ed's shotgun.
Damn, that would be quite a schlong if it were real!
Holy shit...the paps were brutal back then. Taking pictures of fucking dead bodies on slabs! What would Rosie say?
I see the light in the tunnel, the same thing all over again. Where are my Ding-Dongs bitch? Ding-Dong, Ding-Dong. Rhymes with big schlong. Never seen one of those in my life. Why must they destroy everything good and pure? "Back, back you evil hordes." Poor wicked man never deserved this. Where is the dignity I ask you, oh I ask you? Lord, why did you make me a carpet-muncher?
To fondle someone's massive junk just once and smell its sweet aroma. To lick the balls...oh...lick the balllllllls.
Rosie got distracted.
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