Katherine McPhee, who was recently dumped by her record company, is trying to fill that financial void by brokering a deal with a celeb rag to run pictures from her upcoming wedding to Nick Cokas. Only problem - no one wants the damn things.
Reportedly, McPhee has been asking for up to $60,000 for the pix. A source told Gatecrasher:
That’s a ridiculous amount. She was turned down by People, In Touch and OK! magazines.
Don't worry Katherine - the Crabster will gladly run your pix. Do you take Monopoly money? Not the real stuff - that's too good - but the Looney Tunes Monopoly money that's in "laughs" instead of dollars. I'd give you a good twenty laughs for your wedding pictures. Might as well take it - I don't think you'll get a better offer (from anyone not wearing a raincoat and operating out of some bushes in the darkest, creepiest corner of the park).
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