Bai Ling was arrested yesterday at LAX for shoplifting. I always knew Bai would end up being arrested, I just thought it would be for prostitution or walking around a mall in assless pants trying to talk old men into fingering her.
Bai allegedly stole two celeb mags and a pack of batteries. So we can only imagine what she was planning on doing. Something involving a bathroom stall, a vibrator and pictures of Gary Coleman. She sooooo horny (especially for Gary Coleman).
Ling was reportedly put under citizens arrest by an employee at the airport shop, then was hauled crying to the airport police station where she was booked. You can really put people under citizens arrest? I thought that was only in movies. Holy shit, the next time some little fucker nearly knocks me over while skateboarding on the sidewalk, I'm gonna tase the cockeating little bastard and sit on him until the cops show up. Citizens arrest. Non-lethal force.
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