Paris Hilton's equally worthless brother Barron was arrested for DUI in Malibu at 8:30 Tuesday morning. He reportedly blew a .14 (!) and now faces misdemeanor DUI charges and also charges of carrying a fake license.
TMZ says Barron, 18, snuck out of his parents' house last night and slunk off to do his drinking and whoring and whatever else people like him do (I'm guessing he didn't sneak off to attend a poetry reading). No drugs were involved in the incident, just booze.
Well, Barron should be okay - he got booked in the same sheriff's office that handled Mel Gibson. Those guys are pretty friendly to celebs. Um...Barron's a celeb right? Well his sister is, so that's close enough.
