Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Johnny Borrell...And Emma Watson?

Kirsten Dunst's filthy ex Johnny Borrell may have defiled Harry Potter star Emma Watson. The two reportedly met at a fashion party, where Johnny's pheromones apparently overcame darling Emma. Or maybe it was all the booze-breath he blew into her face. Emma's 17, so we know she wasn't drinking. Er...

"Uh, what's that in the bag? Magic drugs from Harry Potter? Do they make you fly?"

Emma and Johnny shared a cab from one party to another. They also apparently went to a third private party later in the evening. However, Johnny ended up leaving that with another woman. No sign of Emma.

What's almost as bad as Emma Watson being icked-on by Johnny Borrell? Emma hanging out with Pixie Geldof. Emma - you're going to Cambridge to study philosophy. Follow that plan. Find yourself some college guys to fuck. Stay away from smelly rock stars who hosed Kirsten Dunst. And please...stay far, far away from Pixie and Peaches Geldof. You will wind up being found in an alley with a needle hanging from your arm...or worse.

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