Angelina deigned to give us another glimpse of her blob bump. God, can you imagine how insufferable this woman must be right now? She's bad enough anyway, but pregnant? You know she's one of these nitwits who acts like she's the first person in history who ever got knocked up. Hey Ange (and all other insufferable pregnant women): As Bill Maher said, "Getting pregnant is something my dog can do." Get over your bloated, pickle-craving self.
(Angie doesn't eat the pickles - she sucks the juice out with her fangs.)
