A series of contentions by OK! Magazine concerning Angelina Jolie's unborn child:
- She'll give birth in Texas!
- He'll be changing the diapers!
- Maddox will pick the name!
- Why Shiloh won't be jealous!
She'll give birth in Texas because Brad is down there shooting a movie. Reportedly, they've moved onto a 270-acre ranch. Residents saw two semis bringing in shit.
My favorite is Maddox will pick the name. I'm sure Jolie's kid will be thrilled to go through life being called "Poophead Spongebob Picklebottom Jolie-Pitt."
And of course Shiloh won't be jealous. The medication will take care of that.
