Here's the new poster for Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Bedpans and Bursitis Attacks. Cate Blanchett looks soooo lesbo. And who the fuck is the fat guy in the hat above Marion? Some random furniture hauler they decided would look good in the poster?
I'm not looking forward to this movie, despite being an Indy Jones dork from way back. The teaser trailer had Indy swinging from rafters like Spider Man - dude, that is so missing the point of Indiana Jones. Go back to the original Raiders of the Lost Ark. What made Indy cool? The fact that he basically spent the entire movie fucking up. He wasn't a superhero...he was a scruffy guy who got himself into crazy adventures and ended up getting ten kinds of dogshit kicked out of him, and in the end, didn't even end up with the treasure. Now he's Spider Man with a bullwhip? Count me out.
