Stumpy McTwatface has enraged the staff at a hotel called La Gazelle d'Or after bombarding them with lists of dietary demands ahead of her daughter Beatrice's stay there.
The hilarious thing is that Heather isn't even the one taking Beatrice to this hotel...Paul is.
"Paul booked the break for some quality time with Bea," a source said. "Now he's found out that Heather has been driving the hotel staff mad, faxing both the head chef and manager instructions and recipe suggestions for Bea.
"Paul is furious. He is perfectly capable of looking after his own daughter - especially after successfully bringing up his other children on vegetarian diets."
Clearly, Heather means to get revenge on Paul not only by stealing his money, but by hectoring him into an early grave. And I think it's working. I mean, have you seen him lately? He looks more beat-up than Keith Richards.
As for Heather...this woman may be the greatest genius at antagonizing people the world has ever known. She has raised unpleasantness to an art-form. I might grudgingly admire her, if only the sight of her didn't make me gag on my own vomit.
