Paris Hilton wants us to think she actually gives a damn about boyfriend Benji Madden.
"I've never felt so happy and in love," Paris says of her relationship with Benji Madden. "He's such an amazing guy and life has never been better."
First of all Paris...everyone knows the only person you're in love with is you. Second of all...if you were going to go Single White Female on us, don't you think you could pick a better person to copy than Nicole Richie?
Honestly, who in their right mind would want Nicole Richie's life? She's painfully useless to begin with, and now she's got a twat-monkey and a boyfriend who's about as appealing as a pile of sweatsocks that were soaked in a bucket of Amy Winehouse's armpit sweat.
Note to stupid skanks...the Maddens are not attractive. They're quite gross in fact. And furthermore, I don't think either one of them is entirely heterosexual. They'll play at it for the cameras, but deep down, them's a pair of butt-lovers.
