Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Pete Doherty is Going to Jail


Rocker Pete Doherty has reportedly been sentenced to 14 weeks in jail by a judge who got fed up with the crackhead rock star not showing up for probation hearings.

Doherty has been in trouble over his drug use too many times to list. Every time, a judge lets him off with probation or some order to go into rehab. So Doherty does two days of rehab, comes out and declares himself drug-free. Then he videotapes himself smoking crack or some shit and it's back to court.

This time, apparently, the judge is actually really fed up with Pete and is going to make him do time.

Doherty of course is planning to appeal. He doesn't want anything to do with that awful prison crack.

Amy Winehouse is going to be busy as fuck...now she'll have to smuggle drugs into jail for both her husband Blake Fielder-Civil and Doherty. She's going to have to sub-contract or something.