Wednesday, May 7, 2008

The Great Suri Cruise Bottle Controversy

Suri Cruise is two, which I've been informed is too old for her to still be sucking on a bottle. This is nothing compared to Leah Rimini's kid who is apparently still on the bottle at the age of 4. And of course there's Suri's dad Tom who's 45 and still needs his baba before he can go to sleep.

Scientologists apparently have very different ideas about child-rearing than most of the rest of the civilized world. Especially John Travolta, who believes autism should be treated with Doritos and video games. As far as I'm concerned, the Scientologists are just doing us all a favor. Someday these kids will take over the church, and they'll all be so fucked up that the whole thing will just come crumbling down. Too bad, so sad.