This is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen. Way more disgusting than when the pink stuff started coming up from my toilet.
Question: When Amy Winehouse becomes aroused, does her beehive grow more erect?
Question: When Pete Doherty and Amy Winehouse converse, can anyone else understand what the fuck they're saying?
Question: Will Blake Fielder-Civil dispatch his minions to disappear Pete?
If you took Amy and Pete's combined self-esteem, it would barely equal that of the woman who sat on the toilet for two years.
I hope terrorists don't get their hands on any of Amy and Pete's mixed saliva. That stuff would make napalm look candy-ass.
