What's the secret to happiness when you're a Hollywood couple? According to Kelly Preston, it's all about keeping things normal.
"We don't really live in LA - we live in Florida," Kelly said. "We've got our kids, do a lot of very normal things... ride golf carts, swim, rollerblade. We try to keep the family together as much as humanly possible."
Yes Kelly...you're normal. Everyone has an extra garage for their airliner, worships an alien and treats their child's autism by locking him in an attic with bags of junk food and an Xbox.
Why don't you just admit it Kelly...you and John stay together because you like Puerto Rican man-whores, and he likes Puerto Rican man-whores, and the two of you just understand each other like that. It's all about having things in common.
