Reese Witherspoon apparently didn't learn her lesson after the break-up of her marriage to Ryan Phillippe...because now the Hollywood midget is reportedly set to become engaged to Jake Gyllenhaal.
"They’ve been talking marriage for a while," a source told OK! Magazine. "They’ll be formally engaged any day now. They want to spend the rest of their lives together."
Sure. Just like Reese and Ryan wanted to spend the rest of their lives together.
The marriage thing...it will never make sense to me. You want to fuck, you fuck. Why the hell does it require some big formal committment?
I've never met anyone I wanted to spend even two consecutive days with, much less the rest of my life. Fuck, the thought of having to wake up and see the same face day after day after day...the amazing thing isn't that so many marriages end in divorce, it's that so few end up in murder/suicides.
