Alec Baldwin believes the media portray him in an unfair light by only reporting his occasional bad episodes.
"Well, if you have four bad days in four straight years, then all four of them are depicted in the media, then yeah [it's unfair]. The other 360 days of the year, when you're just handing out lollipops and riding unicorns through cotton-candy forests and everything's so magical, they don't report that."
Okay Alec...you've only had four bad days in the last four years. Please. You are one of the angriest, most unpleasant people on the face of the earth. If you'd had four good days in the last four years, I'd be shocked.
Here's how it works Alec...if you want to be portrayed positively in the media, you should cease sending crazed voice messages to your own young daughter in which you call her "a pig" and "a thoughtless pain in the ass." And you should stop writing inane essays on Huffington Post that only reinforce people's belief that you're an unhinged radical Commie nutcase. And then maybe you could lose some weight so it doesn't look like your neck is about to explode your collar. Tim Russert?
