Billy Bob Thornton is convinced that ex-wife Angelina Jolie still carries a torch for him and will one day come crawling back to his scraggly ass on hands-and-knees.
"She's just going through a high school phase," Billy Bob said during a press conference hyping his new album.
"You know dating the quarterback of the football team with Brad Pitt over there. She'll be waking up from that dream in no time.
"Who knows if I'll be there when she's ready to come to her senses though."
Right Billy Bob...she'll drag herself back to you and you'll tell her to hit the road. After one last fuck of course.
When Billy Bob's 80 he'll still be running around reminding everyone that he laid Angelina. That's all he's got going for him. Otherwise he's just another dirtbag consumed by an irrational fear of antique furniture.
