Saturday, June 14, 2008

Heather Mills Ruins West Village

Stumpy McCuntface has reportedly dished out $5 million to purchase a condo in New York's West Village.

Heather, one of history's great swindlers, is said to be tired of the endless nagging of the London press. Is she still operating under the mistaken belief that Americans don't hate her?

Stumpy's new digs reportedly boast two bedrooms, two baths, a 40-foot living room/dining area, an open kitchen, two balconies and a private elevator landing. Lots of room for a one-legged whore to hop around in.