Remember the good old days when you had to actually achieve some measure of infamy before the blogs/tabs elevated you to "hot" status? Those days seem to be over. Now you can just walk around dressed stupidly and you'll be everywhere. Like these little twits from Gossip Girl. What has one of them ever done, besides make Perez Hilton get a hard-on? Make me care, Penn Whateverthefuck and Blake Whogivesashit. Go to rehab. Get caught having public sex. Become the subject of homosexual whispers.
Look at the two of you. You're like the nice couple who just moved in across the hall. You don't play your music very loud and you're careful not to slam the door when you go out at night. Stop it before I puke up me frosted Lucky Charms.
