Monday, June 16, 2008

What You Gonna Do When Grazimania Runs Wild on You?

Hulk Hogan has received several threatening voice messages from Frank Graziano, brother of vegetative Marine John Graziano. Radio host and shameless pro-Hoganite Bubba the Love Sponge acquired copies of said messages and played them on the air. What follows is an excerpt from Mr. the Love Sponge's presentation...complete with bleeps.

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Good thing they translated that for us...I don't speak mush-mouthed asshole.

Am I the only one who pictures Frank Stallone every time I hear Frank Graziano?

Here's the problem for the Grazianos...it's kind of hard for them to hold onto the moral high ground when they go around behaving like that. Plus they're sort of playing into Hogan's hands. Hogan's whole thing is that John was giving off bad vibes and God struck him down for it. If John was anything like his brother Frank? I'd say he probably had a good striking down coming.

The happiest result here would be for Frank Graziano and Hulk Hogan to get into some kind of fight that ended with them falling off a cliff or perhaps getting chopped up by helicopter blades. Maybe they could sell the pay-per-view rights.