Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Angry Kravitz, More Skanks

Rocker Lenny Kravitz blames his former manager Guy Oseary for dragging him into the whole Madonna-Alex Rodriguez mess. Kravitz was apparently tipped off by his trainer Dodd Romero that Oseary planned on leaking news of Alex and Madonna's affair to the press (for reasons known only to Oseary). This irritated Lenny who promptly fired Oseary. Lenny believes Oseary then leaked word of Kravitz's relationship with Alex's wife Cynthia as revenge for the firing. Kravitz was doubly-irked because, apparently, he's been trying to "clean up his image," and now people think he was fucking Cynthia.

Fabulous. Couldn't be happier with this. It's got more angles than a geometry textbook. Even Denzel Washington is involved now sort of - Kravitz, Dodd and Cynthia were supposedly headed off to hang with Washington when news of the love fiasco broke, and Cynthia decided to fly back to Miami to deal with it.

Also...Cynthia allegedly ran up a $100,000 bill on Alex's credit card to get back at him for screwing Madonna. What kind of revenge is that? If she really wanted to burn Alex, she would've refused to divorce him. She would've just haunted him.


More Skanks


A stripper named Candace Houlihan now claims to have had a two-night stand with Alex Rodriguez. She says she met him after a baseball game in Boston.

"We were really bustin' his chops and he walked over to us and I thought he was going to yell at us," Houlihan said. "But he introduced himself, asked me who I was and if I wanted to meet up for drinks later. I was like, 'Hell, yeah!'"

Alex then treated Candace to tequila shots and fucked her at his hotel. He liked it so much that he went back for seconds the next night. Clearly this guy has no self-control whatsoever. And not much taste.