Monday, July 14, 2008

Brad Cut the Cords


The gushy reports of what went on in the delivery room as Angie had her C-section are coming out.

"It was an epidural, so [Angelina] was awake and speaking and laughing. They were happy," said Dr. Michel Sussman.

Brad then took on the task of cutting the umbilical cords.

"He was perfectly calm, totally determined, very pleased to be at the birth of his children, very moved and very emotional," reported Sussman.

Is cutting an umbilical cord a big deal? Can that go wrong in some way? Do you want a non-professional doing that? Do you eat that afterward like a sausage? Some people eat the placenta don't they? I think Tom did. If Brad and Angie really wanted to raise some money for the world's orphans, they'd have made a video of all this and sold that fucker. $20 million would've been nothing.