First of all, Weezy is dead. Second of all, she was a character on a TV show. Third of all, the woman in the picture is actually African scholar Betty Bigombe. And it's not cool of me to make a joke out of her vague resemblance to Isabel Sanford. I could just as easily joke about Gosling's vague resemblance to a Prussian colonel and do some bit about how he likes fucking his dog. Not that all Prussian colonels fucked their dogs. Only some of them did. The rest of them were sheep men.
