Thursday, July 24, 2008

Two Fake Winos


Madame Tussauds' waxwork of Amy Winehouse is about as flattering as she could've hoped for. They could've done her a bigger favor though and gotten rid of the hideous tattoos. If the thing breaks out in hives or keeps falling over for no reason, we'll know the real Wino spirit has gotten into it.

The Yorkshire village of Methley, in an effort to scare off pesky birds, has erected a playful, all-too-accurate facsimile of Wino. The birds are all gone, but now the place is swarming with drug dealers.