
Fossilized Stones guitarist Ron Wood has torn himself away from his 18-year-old Russian lover and gone back to alcohol rehab. His decision came after his wife Jo, whom he allegedly abandoned, went public about his recent fall off the wagon. A source told The Sun:
It gave him a slap round the face and hopefully shocked him back onto the wagon. He called and said he was coming back on Monday and will check into rehab. Let's just hope he does.
Jo continues denying the stories that Ronnie is screwing the teenage waitress Ekaterina Ivanova. She has her head pretty much all the way up her butt. Ron is popping Cialis and chasing them with vodka. He can't get enough of that Rooskie poon. Jo should get revenge by finding herself a nice Ukrainian lad.