61-year-old Rolling Stone Ron Wood has dumped his 53-year-old wife Jo and run off with an 18-year-old Russian cocktail waitress. The guitar player reportedly met the young ho, Ekaterina Ivanova, three months ago after the premiere of the new Scorsese-directed Stones documentary Shine a Light. Ekaterina then began bragging on Facebook that she was fucking Wood. Jo denies the two are having an affair...despite the fact that Ron and Ekaterina are currently in Ireland together while Jo is back in England.
Viagra ruins another perfectly good oldster relationship...and vodka is apparently also partly to blame. Ron, who was trying to get off the sauce, is reportedly drinking vodka like it's going out-of-style. Well yeah...that's to keep your conscience quiet. See how that works? Viagra keeps dick up, vodka keeps guilt down.
I'm not going to get on Mr. Wood for abandoning his wife...you only go around once so you might as well make the most of it. But with an 18-year-old? I get the whole tightness argument, but really, with what plastic surgeons can do nowadays, pretty much any woman of any age can be tight. Except maybe Madonna.
