Fat old washed-up junkie queen Boy George wants to eliminate "junkie" from the preceding characterization. "I've been strung out on drugs for the past five years," said Boy. "But this time I'm clean for good - I don't want to die. I've spent five years in this chemical cloud. Getting clean at the end of 2007 was a very big thing. I was using half my brain, half my personality. Now I know it won't happen again. I was like an old man; I could barely walk because I was using so much, now I'm completely clean."
Half your brain? The night you called the cops to your place when you had cocaine out in plain view? Come on. Maybe 10%. Okay, 15%...but that was just to remember "911."
