Monday, October 6, 2008

Dose of Reality


Ali Lohan
is crying in her Cocoa Puffs after being told to hit the road by a famed music manager she sought as her representative. The manager, Johnny Wright, was apparently approached on Ali's behalf by the Maloof Brothers, but Wright never followed up on these initial contacts. This didn't stop the evil Dina Lohan from claiming Wright was all ready to add Ali to his stable of musical stars, which already includes the Jonas Brothers. Wright took offense at Dina's presumption and released the following statement:

Johnny Wright would like to set the record straight regarding his involvement with Ali Lohan.

Johnny Wright has never met with Ali Lohan, has never been introduced to Ali Lohan, nor has he had a meeting with Ali or Dina Lohan regarding Ali's music career. While he wishes Ali Lohan the best in all her endeavors, Mr. Wright has never had any intention of speaking with Ali Lohan regarding her career. Any story that has surfaced about such a meeting holds no merit and is completely false.

Wright Entertainment Group has never had any interest or intention of adding Ali Lohan as an artist on the company's roster, which currently includes Justin Timberlake, Jonas Brothers, Janet Jackson and Ciara amongst others.

This would make great fodder for the next season of Living Lohan - unfortunately, it doesn't look like that particular show will be renewed. If I were Ali I'd start picking up community college brochures.