Never thought I'd live to say this but Leonardo DiCaprio seems like an even bigger asswipe than Russell Crowe. Russell may be a phone-throwing little cunt but at least he doesn't preach at us like Leo. Blood Diamonds. Like I give a fuck about slave labor in Africa. Somebody's gotta dig the shits out, don't they? Paying people fair wages just jacks up the price. How the hell am I supposed to afford a new diamond-encrusted toaster cozy then, huh Leo? Go fuck supermodels and leave the rest of us alone, okay you smug little punk?
Monday, October 6, 2008
Fatheads
Never thought I'd live to say this but Leonardo DiCaprio seems like an even bigger asswipe than Russell Crowe. Russell may be a phone-throwing little cunt but at least he doesn't preach at us like Leo. Blood Diamonds. Like I give a fuck about slave labor in Africa. Somebody's gotta dig the shits out, don't they? Paying people fair wages just jacks up the price. How the hell am I supposed to afford a new diamond-encrusted toaster cozy then, huh Leo? Go fuck supermodels and leave the rest of us alone, okay you smug little punk?