Thursday, October 2, 2008

In Denial


Sharon Stone
denies ever wanting to Botox her son Roan's feet to stop them from smelling. "Sharon Stone never made this statement," her lawyer said. "It is a complete fabrication. Sharon loves her son Roan and only wants the best for him." No one doubts that Sharon loves Roan and wants the "best" for him - we just doubt her ability to judge what the best things for him are. Botox for his feet: Bad. Thinking he has a spinal condition when he's just constipated: Bad. Showing him her famous cooch-flash from Basic Instinct over and over: Really bad.