Elsa Pataky Fingers The Fonz's Adrian Brody's Crotch

Adrian Brody used to be a hot Hollywood actor, but now he's just another lame-o bouncing from one weak-ass commercial project to another. But at least he still gets the hot chicks right?

Jesus, he looks like some greasy fucker sitting on his couch. "Get off your backside and get me a beer. Don't let that thing get flabby baby. I'll drop you so fast it'll make your head spin."

Adrien Brody And Jason Schwartzman - What The Fuh?

This shot looks like it's from a movie. A family Thanksgiving kinda thing. Schwartzman as the nerdy guy and Brody as his sister's obnoxious boyfriend. There should be wood paneling behind them and a cheesy Jesus painting. There's a scene where the two guys share a joint and bond. Then the obnoxious boyfriend starts flirting with the hot mom and the nerdy kid gets all mad cause he's got an Oedipus complex. And his sister reveals she's pregnant. Then the wacky other brother shows up - he was just in rehab. He's got a girlfriend who's into voodoo. Stop me any time.

Adrien Brody and Jason Schwartzman at a Darjeeling Limited press conference.