This Is Courtney Looking "Better"

Courtney Love was apparently near death after getting on that Allegra Versace diet, but now she's reportedly gone back to eating the minimum required to sustain life, and is said to be looking "better." And this picture is the proof of her improvement.

The mortician did a hell of a job.

Skinny Bitch

Taylor Momsen went to Allegra Versace's birthday party dressed like Allegra Versace. Nice try Taylor, but you'll have to lose about another 50 pounds if you want to be as emaciated and gross as Allegra.

A lot of people have birthday parties, but when Allegra Versace has one, it's really a celebration. "She made it another year!!!" Of course she doesn't eat any of her own cake. Or anything else. Ever.