Same Old Blow

Remember all that talk about the wonderful influence Sam Ronson was having on Lindsay Lohan? Yeah...what a total bag of steaming bullshit. Lohan hasn't changed a bit. She's still the same little intolerable bitch she always was - just ask her co-stars on Ugly Betty. Lohan recently shot a six-episode run on the popular show as part of her comeback effort...er, did I say six-episode? Let's make that four-episode. The producers decided, for the sake of everyone else's sanity, to trim two episodes from Lindsay's commitment. "It was a mess," a source explained. "Lindsay would show up every day with an entourage of people. She smoked 24/7, and after she left, they had to repaint her dressing room it was such a mess."

Lohan reportedly spent much of her time locked up in her trailer "obsessively" cutting out pictures of herself from tabloids. And she also had problems with the show's star America Ferrera - though her people claim this was all America's fault. "America was mean to Lindsay," said one source. "Producers give her too much power. Lindsay didn't do the last two episodes because America didn't like her and got her kicked off." Maybe America is just jealous of Lindsay's drug-aided svelteness, forty-year-old complexion and elephant-stopping booze breath?

The New Lindsay?

This could be the easiest Page 6 blind item ever:

Which stunning TV actress can't stand the Hollywood starlet who's guest-starring on her show? The series' main character "is furious" at her co-star, who always shows up late and has friends hanging around the set.

Bit of a stretch calling America Ferrera "stunning," but otherwise, this one is obvious as can be. And not the least bit surprising. Even when she's trying to show that she's been humbled by her past experiences, Lindsay Lohan still acts like a spoiled twat.

I Guess

America Ferrera thinks shows like Gossip Girl, 90210 and The Hills are bad for young women because it teaches them to be conniving little bitches. "Close, genuine female relationships are not what generally gets depicted in movies and TV shows," America tells Seventeen. "Like, if you're watching The Hills or 90210, all the backstabbing shapes the way we act – you go to school, and you think your job is to find a sworn enemy and be jealous of each other."

Eh...it's all just feminism isn't it? Go out there and be aggressive and do whatever you have to in order to make it in the cruel world men have fashioned. So America thinks girls should be timid and nice and cutesy and let men have all the goodies? I suppose she also thinks women should spend their days vacuuming and washing and cooking. Well, we're on the same page on that one.

Love Blossoming?

Lindsay Lohan should dump Sam Ronson for Ugly Betty. First off, Betty is way more attractive than Sam, who would need serious work to even rise to the level of "ugly." Second, Betty works for a big fashion magazine and therefore scores lots of great freebies (though she obviously doesn't wear any of the good stuff). Third, I've heard she's a wizard with her tongue. Fourth, she's a fictional character so, you know, when you're tired of her you just change the channel.