Damage Control

Mark Wahlberg went on SNL to joke about being mad over last week's Andy Samberg skit lampooning him. People are saying the whole thing was a set-up to begin with but I don't believe it. I think Marky really was mad at Samberg and he let it bubble over in his Jimmy Kimmel appearance when he referred to Samberg's "big nose." And then people started telling him the "big nose" thing was going to get him in trouble so he decided to make amends for it. Note how, in the clip, he refers to Samberg's "big, beautiful nose." Lesson #1 about Hollywood: Don't piss off the Jews. Marky Mark knows this.

Humorless Putz

Actor Mark Wahlberg is all bent out of shape because Saturday Night Live made fun of him in the already semi-legendary "Barky Bark and The Donkey Bunch" skit starring Andy Samberg. Said Wahlberg when asked about the clip by the New York Post's Reed Tucker:

Someone showed it to me on YouTube. It wasn't like Tina Fey doing Sarah Palin, that's for sure. And "Saturday Night Live" hasn't been funny for a long time. They've asked me to do the show a ton of times. I used to watch it when Eddie Murphy was there and Joe Piscopo and Bill Murray. I don't even know who's on the show now.

Sour grapes Marky. Just like when Eminem pissed you off years ago on MTV by bringing up your early Marky Mark persona. Why are you so keen to disavow that part of your life anyway Marky? Is it your way of acknowledging that your whole white rapper phase was unbelievably douchey and lame? You're still a douchebag Marky...a completely humorless putz like Kanye West. You think the sun rises and sets in your ass and if anyone deigns to mock you it's some kind of crime against humanity. Well get over it. Samberg nailed you. The skit is hilarious even if it makes no sense. There's no sadder trait in a human being than the inability to laugh at oneself, and you clearly possess this trait Marky.