Her Womb Will Go On

Celine Dion has ordered that a child be placed in her womb. This is the second child for Celine and her poor husband Rene Angelil.

Canada has now been ordered to rejoice. Any citizens who fail to comply will be shot on the spot.

Celine Dion is the Imelda Marcos of Canada

Reason #14554 to hate Celine Dion: She owns as many as 3000 pairs of shoes.

"My hobbies are shopping and golfing," she said in a recent interview. "I own between two and three thousand pairs of shoes. [But] to be a mother is my most important role."

This is a fascinating window on the mind of Celine Dion. Really. She's talking about herself in an interview, and the first thing that pops into her mind is to brag about her collection of shoes, which is so big she can't even remember exactly how many she has. And then she says, "But it's more important to be a mother."

Really Celine? And do you even remember the name of your son? Are you sure he's even still alive? Maybe he was playing around in your closet and got buried by an avalanche of shoes. Better go check!

Oh, sorry...you're Celine Dion. Better have someone go check for you. You're too busy playing golf in one of your 3000 pairs of shoes.