Hollywood Halloween Costumes: Cindy Crawford

Cindy Crawford does herself up as Amy Winehouse. Okay, first of all, Cindy is what, 50? And she looks at least 10 years younger than the real Wino. Second...sorry, but Wino is too obvious. If you're going to do Wino you have to put a twist on it. You have to do Wino dressed as Jesus or Wino dressed as Sarah Palin. Trannies who dress as Wino can just do Wino cause the twist is already inherent - they're trannies dressed as Wino. Sorry Cindy but you fail.

Cindy Crawford's Gorgeous Robot Children

Cindy Crawford's children have been signed to appear in a remake of Village of the Damned. Okay, I made that up...I think.

Kid Rock Hits On Janice Dickinson Cindy Crawford

Kid Rock apparently tried using his dirtbag charms on Cindy Crawford. Don't know if Kid managed to get in her pants or not. I'm hoping not, just for the sake of Cindy's health.

Cindy Crawford would have a great career ahead of her as the new Janice Dickinson if only she weren't such a god damn prude.

Cindy needs to know...when you're old and untalented and no one thinks you're hot anymore, the only way to get attention is to get drunk and throw your legs way up in the air on television. It's just reality.