Showing posts with label Eliot Spitzer. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Eliot Spitzer. Show all posts

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Give Me A Break

Sarah Palin has accepted the unnecessary apology David Letterman offered for his jokes about Alex Rodriguez and Eliot Spitzer that made reference to Palin's slutty daughter Brisol...but Palin's moronic supporters aren't as forgiving as their shit-for-brains queen, and are still calling for Letterman to be fired.

The negative publicity is unfortunately having an effect on Letterman's show. Not only has the program been bogged down with apologies, but now sponsors like Embassy Suites are pulling ads, claiming they are not taking sides in the matter but are simply retreating until things calm down.
Way to stand up for principle, Embassy Suites.

This whole thing would be completely absurd and laughable if only it weren't so terrifying, so indicative of a whole strain of Fascist thinking that disguises itself as right-minded outrage. And Palin's behavior in the whole mess is frankly reprehensible. The bitch needs to do more than just accept the apology and walk away - she needs to denounce the protesters who insist on continuing their politically-motivated attacks. Of course, this is not the first time Palin has stood idly by while her supporters behaved like hooligans. During the campaign, when Barack Obama was being called all sorts of horrible things, Palin could've spoken out against the hysteria, but instead she winked at it.

Clearly, Palin enjoys being at the center of these shitstorms. And she knows that, the more frenzied her supporters become, the more it solidifies her position as the head right-wing nutcase. And the great thing for her is that she doesn't really have to do anything. Once the controversy gets rolling, she can step aside, pretending to be magnanimous, and watch her mutton-headed minions do all the dirty work. Mussolini would be proud.

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Ha Ha On The Slutty Flight Attendant



Missed this the other night: David Letterman's Top 10 highlights of Sarah Palin's trip to New York. Why would he insult slutty flight attendants by comparing them to Palin?

Letterman also got under Palin's skin by cracking a joke about her having to fight off on Eliot Spitzer on behalf of her daughter. Sarah took this as a rape joke about one of her younger female progeny, but of course, everyone knows he meant Bristol, and there was nothing in the gag to suggest the sex wouldn't be consensual. Sarah needs to learn the difference between a rape gag and a "your daughter is a whore" gag.

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Ashley Alexandra Dupre Also Did it With Charlie Sheen


Ashley Alexandra Dupre, the skank at the center of the Eliot Spitzer prostitution fiasco, was also once sent in a cheerleader outfit to service world-class horndog Charlie Sheen.

Dupre was reportedly dispatched two years ago to Sheen's home along with two other girls, who had to dress as cheerleaders and chant Charlie's name. For this, Sheen paid $20,000.

Charlie also allegedly pretended to be a porn director, and had the girls perform lesbian acts on each other.

"They loved Charlie," pimp Jason Itzler told a reporter. "They said he was a great guy. A great lover."

Everyone loves Charlie. And Charlie loves everyone...who is willing to have sex with him for money.