Cristian de la Fuente kisses a cow. I don't know who he is either. The cow's not Mariah Carey. Gabby Babble
Jane Seymour tells Angelina to gain weight. Angelina tells Jane to shut up and eat her applesauce. Bricks and Stones
Jake Gyllenhaal...gay, under-dressed and clearly inebriated. Gravy and Biscuits
Eddie Murphy misses the premiere of Meet Dave. Even he can't stand his movies. Hollywire
Tom Jones deflowed Elvira. Who didn't he deflower? Dirty Disher
Pete Doherty rides a horse, doesn't fall off. Agent Bedhead
Sally Struthers is fat, doesn't have a computer, is fat. I'm Bringing Blogging Back
