Gisele Bundchen Without Clothes in PHOTO Magazine's June Issue

The 28 year old Brazilian Beauty Gisele Bundchen shown off her excellent body in the latest issue of Photo Magazine on June 2009. She gave fully naked pose but covered her body with paint for the Photo Magazine issue. Gisele looks so sexy and absolutely stunning.

The photo shoot shows to people, like Gisele Bundchen is standing in the forest, and it’s like trees and plants clamor to touch and covered her body and privet part. That is not the first time Gisele gave n*de posed, she also went topless for the Vanity Fair and Rampage’s Spring/Summer 2009 ad campaign. She is one of the hottest and high paid model in the world.

Gisele Bundchen Photo Magazine June 2009 issue:

Gisele Carries A Coconut

Gisele Bundchen goes for a walk with her coconut. At last, she's found someone she can really talk to.

Alternate caption: Gisele takes Tom Brady's testicle out for some air.

Gisele Is A Bitch

Is Gisele Bundchen a thoughtless ninny or a slick conniving bitch of the first order? Read the following story from the Daily News's Ben Widdicombe and judge for yourselves:

Anybody who needs some posh presents for a new baby might want to check the trash outside Bridget Moynahan 's house. I have a feeling there's some great stuff in there.

A rep for Petit Tresor, an upscale children's store in Los Angeles, confirmed that her estranged baby-daddy, Tom Brady, had phoned in an order.

His new girlfriend, Gisele Bundchen, paid for a separate order in the same phone call. Included in Gisele's $1,000 gift basket was a onesie with the word "supermodel" written across it.

Which is exactly what you want when your boyfriend leaves you for a Brazilian supermodel just after you get pregnant. Tactful!

I suppose it was just an accident that Gisele had that cute little piece of "supermodel" baby attire included in the gift basket. Just as it was an accident that the initials of Bridget Moynahan's kid John Edward Thomas, JET, could be seen to refer to the New York Jets, a team Tom Brady's Patriots have a rivalry with (I'm told). All just coincidence.

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New Dancing With The Stars Season Promises Greater Lameness

The cast of would-be hoofers for the new season of Dancing With the Stars wasn't supposed to be announced until Wednesday, but somebody decided to leak the news early, and now TMZ has passed it on to all of us. The roster of dancers for this year doesn't include any one-legged fame-whores like Heather Mills, but it does feature a whole lot of people you thought were dead, broke, living in the wilderness somewhere or just plain never heard of. Here's the line-up:

Aaron Carter - Most losery member of the Carter clan
Wayne Newton - Fake-faced Vegas fixture
Mark Cuban - Some rich guy with nothing better to do
Jane Seymour - Not the third wife of Henry VIII
Tori Spelling - Candy's precious little angel
Jennie Garth - That other blonde chick from 90210
Floyd Mayweather, Jr. - Guy who punches people in the face for a living
Lou Ferrigno - Muscle-bound retard
Nia Peeples - Some random chick
Richard Quest - Limey homo reporter
Gisele Bundchen - Steven Spielberg lookalike
Helio Castroneves - Race-car driver who keeps it on the track (unlike Nick Hogan)
Sabrina Bryan - Blonde with large breasts

Not all of the above are guaranteed to participate - some are merely subs who will jump in should one of the others be injured. The early favorite has got to be Gisele, who will just fuck all the judges, male and female. If I were one of the other women, and wanted to take some attention away from the model, I might consider having a limb whacked off - you know, for the pity points.

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