Flaming Homo?

Sean Penn could be a flaming homo. According to James Franco, the alleged manly man wasn't satisfied with the single kissing scene in the script for their movie Milk (which is not about Pam Anderson) and talked the director Gus Van Sant (who is definitely a real homo) into adding more sexy. Franco says:

A month after asked me to do it, they sent me another script, and on Page 5 there was a full-on love scene. And I was like, "Gus, what the heck?" He says, "Well, it was Sean's idea."

Sounds great...until you realize that it's Sean Penn. No, I'm not interested in seeing him get it on with James Franco, or anyone else for that matter. I'd rather watch Mickey Rourke have sex with a hippo. I'd rather enjoy Rosie O'Donnell's frolic with Jocelyn Wildenstein. I'd sooner witness sick sweaty lovemaking between Brandon Davis and his brother Jason.

Gummi Bear Rats Out Greasy

This is sorta funny...some crazy dude named Ralphige who makes a living pranking celebs called Jason Gummi Bear Davis and convinced him he was a drug dealer who was after Gummi's brother Brandon. Gummi, rather than stand up for his brother Greasy, completely ratted the bastard out, even giving the "drug dealer" Greasy's phone number. Gummi also hilariously claimed only to have tried cocaine a couple of times. Right Gum-Gum. And I've only nibbled a cookie or two in my life.

Hear Ralphige prank Jason Dummy Bear Davis:

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Gummi Bear Grilled at Ivy

The paps question Gummi Bear about his recent jail stint (he was busted for heroin possession). Gummi just stands there grinning smugly, soaking up all the attention. Poor delusional fucker actually thinks he's a big deal. Sad.

Gummi Now Friendless

Jason Davis, aka Gummi Bear, never had great social prospects to begin with - but now they've gone away entirely, because the only person willing to party with him, Paris Hilton, has told him to get lost.

Gummi, who's been a fixture all summer at Paris's Malibu beach parties, showed up this weekend for another round of lounging in the sun like a dying cetacean, but was informed by Paris's people that he was no longer welcome. The explanation? Gummi has recently been plagued by a staph infection, and Paris didn't want the killer bacteria leaping from his slowly rotting carcass and onto the bodies of her guests, particularly the pregnant ones. An enraged Gummi stormed to the home of a neighbor and began texting Paris, but to no avail.

Life has been hard lately for Gummi - first we learned that his family had cut him and equally repulsive brother Brandon off, then the staph infection, then Paris telling him to stay away from her party. It's almost enough to make you feel sorry for the poor, fat, stupid bastard. Almost.

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Brandon And Jason Davis Are Poor

Oil heirs Jason and Brandon Davis have reportedly both been cut off without a cent by their family, and have been seen in L.A. recently attempting to cash checks written for "small amounts" by various people. Also, it's been suggested by Page 6 that the shiner and bloody eye Brandon has been sporting lately were given to him by his own father during a fight. Oh, if only daddy-Davis had smacked Brandon around when he was young and it still could've done some good. Now it's too late for his bitch-ass, and for Jason's big fat gay bitch-ass. And yet society is still forced to endure these useless fuckwads. How is that fair, I ask you?

Personally, I can't wait for the first picture of these losers begging on the street. I can just see Brandon now, standing next to the freeway with a big sign that says "Will lay around doing nothing for pot." And Jason lying on top of a refrigerator box with this thumb in his mouth, dreaming of rainbow lollipops and Perez's dick.

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A Little Gummi Livens Up Any Party

This is Jason "Gummi Bear" Davis at Paris Hilton's big Malibu beachhouse party over the weekend. That stuff on his torso has been described by other sites as a "smiley face" drawn with sunscreen, but I think Gummi just put too much mayo on his hot dog and it squirted out the end all over him. By the way, the fact that Paris would invite Gummi to her party says all we need to know about Paris, doesn't it?




Okay it's sunscreen.