Showing posts with label Jason Trawick. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jason Trawick. Show all posts

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Let's Hope He Has More Sense

Britney Spears' meddlesome mom Lynne is enamored of her new boyfriend Jason Trawick and wants her to marry him before he realizes how insane she is and runs for his life.

The sentiment is evidently shared by many people in the Spears circle. "He's the kind of man you would dream of your daughter marrying," one Spears confidante gushed. "The kids love him, and he's stable."

And he hasn't yet gotten caught publicly exploiting Britney, which is a plus.

Monday, June 29, 2009

Shit-Shit's New Hair

It's Monday, so Shitney has dyed her hair brown. Actually, she reportedly did it for her boyfriend Jason Trawick, who used to just be her agent before he slipped her the Rohypnol. What the hell am I saying? You don't need to slip Britney anything to make her fuck you. Just make sad puppy-dog eyes at her and she'll mount you like Secretariat.