Isn't He A Little Old For Stalking?

Jennifer Love Hewitt has won a restraining order against a 62-year-old man she says has sent her more than 100 letters describing sickening and violent sexual fantasies (sounds like boyfriend material to me). The judge says the man, who reportedly sold his home in Colorado so he could move to L.A. and be close to Jennifer, must stay away from Jennifer, the Universal backlot where she works on her TV show, Jennifer's mom and Jennifer's ex-fiance for three years. I think the guy's just misunderstood. Jennifer needs to lighten up.

Role Model

Jennifer Love Hewitt - another chunky celeb who took a big stand against the shallowness of the biz, claiming she wanted to set an example for people who didn't fit the usual mold, then turned around and lost a bunch of weight. Hey, I have no problem with people wanting to diet and be slim - but could they please manage to do it without making a self-righteous and hypocritical spectacle of themselves? She had a fat ass, people made fun of her for it, she cried, she mixed in a salad and did some sit-ups. Yippee.

Jennifer Love Hewitt Will Not Shut Up About Her Body

Jennifer Love Hewitt continues speaking to magazines about the somewhat unflattering bikini pics of her that circulated some time ago.

"The thing I think is great is when those pictures were taken, no matter what, I had just been asked to marry," said Hewitt, who is engaged to Scottish actor Ross McCall, "so he loves me just the way I am."

Hewitt goes on to discuss the healthy habits she intends to adopt.

"If I do work out more it will be for my health, so I can live a long time and we can have kids and be happy together until we are in our 80s. It won't be because I am worried about how I look."

Jennifer dear - if you're not worried about how you look, how come you keep talking about it?

Seriously, I had entirely forgotten about those bikini pics (which I never blogged about in the first place because I thought the whole thing was stupid), but then you brought them up again. Why do you keep perpetuating a subject everyone else would be perfectly happy to let go Jennifer? Do you just enjoy talking about your own ass?

Your ass isn't annoying at all Jennifer - it looks like 90% of the female asses one sees on a daily basis. What is annoying, however, is your insistence on continuing to discuss the damn thing as if it were a matter of cosmic import. So, some people posted some unflattering pics of you and made fun, and now you're on a crusade to convince everyone you're not insecure about your body. Um...sorry, but if you weren't insecure, you wouldn't need to try so hard.

Hewitt Covers Her Ass

Everyone got on Jennifer Love Hewitt for having a fat ass, so Jennifer decided to grab herself a towel. It's called adaptive thinking. It's also called not wanting to subject those around you to the sight of your big, huge, hairy behind.