Too Cool For Those Fools

Note Ellen Page's unwillingness to indulge in the girlie, smiling merriment of her Whip It! co-stars. They're all acting like it's ladies night out and they've had a few fruity drinks and they're ready to watch some gay guys rip their clothes off. Not Ellen. Cause she's cooler than them. She's the fugly lesbian K-Stew.

Still Offending Indians

Juliette Lewis has taken the whole glam rock Indian look as far as it can go I think. She needs to go in a different direction now. Punk rock Polynesian, maybe, or New Wave Navajo. Or maybe she could just, you know, dress like a normal human being. Naw, that's no fun.

Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes Among Scientologists Exposed to Asbestos Aboard Ship

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are listed among a host of Scientology luminaries who have at one time or another been aboard a church-owned ship that was recently sealed by authorities after it was found to contain high levels of asbestos.

The 40-year-old ship, Freewinds, was in dry-dock in Curacao when repair workers discovered the blue asbestos. Officials immediately decided to cordon off the vessel, which is described as the flag-ship of the Scientology fleet.

Reportedly, the ship's captain initially responded to the discovery of asbestos dust in the ventilation system by trying to keep the news secret, even from the crew.

Blue asbestos is the most dangerous form of asbestos. A single microscopic grain can become lodged in the lungs for years and even cause cancer. Decontaminating the ship will cost millions of dollars and require months of work.

A list has been released of the Scientology celebs who've spent time on Freewinds (pared down here to remove uninteresting names):

Kirstie Alley
Catherine Bell - - actress
Nancy Cartwright - - voice of Bart Simpson
Erika Christensen - - actress
Tom Cruise
Bodhi Elfman - - actor
Jenna Elfman - - actress
Katie Holmes
Danny Keough - - actor, musician. ex of Lisa Marie Presley and father of her children
Juliette Lewis - - actress
Christopher Masterson - - actor
Daniel Masterson - - actor
Corin Nemec - - actor
Lisa M. Presley Keogh - - Elvis' daughter
Laura Prepon - - actress
Beth Riesgraf - - actress, mother of Jason Lee's child Pilot Inspektor
Marissa Ribisi - - actress, wife of Beck Hansen and mother of his children
John Travolta

Lapsed Scientologist Jason Beghe was also reportedly on the ship. All could now be dying of cancer...unless Scientology detox was successful in sweating the asbestos out of their lungs.

The telling point here concerns the actions of the captain, whose first instinct when he found out about the asbestos was to try to hide it. Scientology clearly cares more about protecting its secrets than about protecting the health of its members. Were I a Scientologist with even a jot of sense, I would be disturbed by this.

(Thanks Patricia)

Juliette Lewis, What The Fuh?

Juliette Lewis in concert. Now she just looks like the sort of insane person you routinely see wandering the sidewalk. I feel like Juliette may grab me and start telling me about the microchip the government implanted in her brain to make her forget the secret location of the Nazi gold they've been hiding since the '40s. "I've got the key stashed in my rectum. If I can just get the chip removed, I'll remember where the gold is. My brother's a ninja and he says he'll help me get it. All I need is the money to rent a boat."

Sacajawea On Meth

Juliette Lewis performs at the Virgin Megastore in New York. So people actually pay money to see Juliette Lewis play music? Or was it some kind of free gig. I'm guessing free - if Juliette were making any money, she'd be able to afford some decent clothes. And shampoo. I'm guessing whatever money she does make goes straight to the meth dealer. Yeah, that's great stuff Juliette - until you're up for three days straight taking apart stolen bicycles.